Poetry By Mike Diaz


My Family - Strange?
My Mom, she deals blackjack
Out behind the general store
And my cousin Sadie
Well she's the town's best whore


My Dad, he is the bouncer
At Murphy's Topless House of Fun
Where my sister dances naked
Showin' off her pretty buns

My ex is a mud wrestler
And all four sons are drunks
She really is no looker
But she keeps away the skunks


My little brother is a pimp
For nearly twenty girls
And drives a big pink caddy
with iridescent swirls

He always wears bright green pants
And a colorful purple shirt
A big yellow, floppy hat
With a dark gray patch of dirt


Me, I'm just a stud-for-hire
At Irma's House of Fun
Where for a few hard-earned bucks
I'll make you number one

But we have a happy family
And we aren't all that strange
Cuz we live in Mudlick Holler
The home of many deranged



Dedicated to families everywhere

By Mike Diaz

© 2000 Mike Diaz (All rights reserved)