In the days of old when knights were bold
And wore rusty aluminum underwear,
There was a young knight so brave and so true
By the name of John The Bear.
John was a knight who knew how to fight
And to please the ladies fair.
He took a notion to apply some lotion
To the maiden young body of Princess Claire.
The king got pissed; sent a dragon, who hissed,
To chew on the butt of Sir John.
The mighty white knight put up such a fight
that the dragon ran home to his Mom.
Said John to the king, 'I'm no ding-a-ling,
And to prove that I hold no grudge,
I had a suit made, with the tip of my blade,
Just for you with used dragon sludge.'
The motto to this mess is unfriendliness
Can often lead to a clash,
And sometime soon, on a foggy afternoon,
You may have a dragon chewing on your ass.
