A spotted-brown whippoorwill basks leisurely
In the still-night shadows of a Texas Turkey Buzzard
...named Clyde
...And Clyde was so in love
...And feeling passion so sweetly
He loved his little, dainty whippoorwill
-Bonnie was her name-
Clyde spent his long, hot days and nights
Keeping her happy and fulfilled
Clyde's heart was overflowing with his love
He never felt emotions like these before
And he utilized his powerful presence
To shield her like a glove
But, alas, Clyde's love was to lose its joy
Doomed to failure and a broken heart
Upon his surprising discovery
That Bonnie was a boy
